Greetings and Salutations ye double-dealing, drooling draft of maggot breath, Digger, at ye service. let me just address the elephant in the room. There is no such things as zombies. Much has been made of late about an infestation of the dead rising from the earth to devour the living. ┬áThe devil with such idle […]

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Greetings and Salutations prominent readers of the blog, I hope you tuned in on Friday, Robert Louis Stevenson stopped by to chat with Digger. I understand he stayed long after the wine ran out regaling Digger with stories of the after life. Don’t you find Digger to be a bit like brussels sprouts, off-putting at […]

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Greetings and Salutations ye bloated chuckle-headed readers of the blog,   Aye, Digger at your service. I feared that loathsome, whoreson of a yellow dog, Dave t’was goin’ to try and take over Friday again and deprive you worm-meats of a pleasant visit with yer old pal Digger. to keep him out of our hair […]

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Greetings and Salutations Notable readers of the blog, Digger is lurking around grumbling something about where the hell I’ve been. I assured him he would get his say in due course. To which he responded with a string of insults I’m not at liberty to repeat. So today we’re going to get right to the […]

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Greetings and Salutations Acclaimed readers of the blog, Sorry I’m late, but I was unaccountably delayed due to lack of interest. Truly, life happened, as it so often does, in combination with a certain amount of lassitude on the part of the author. Todays story is titled Blind Date. I’m often asked where my ideas […]

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Greeting and Salutations ye maggot laden readers of the blog, Welcome back, aye after Monday and Wednesday the putrid air here abouts is like a fresh breeze, what say. We’re continuing our interviews of famous authors today, albeit they are from beyond the grave. Normally I know who is coming, but this week there seems […]

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Greetings and salutations eminent readers of the blog, It’s Monday and time for another story. This weeks story has a very graphic scene. It also touches on a sensitive subject. I don’t wish to offend your delicate sensibilities. This is your final warning. If you proceed beyond this point I can’t be held responsible for […]

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Greetings and Salutations illustrious readers of the blog, Today we’ll kick off another story, but first I must tell you Digger has been quite impossible to be around since we preempted his spot. Please be sure and comment on his posts. That seems to soothe him some. He assures me he has a very interesting […]

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Greetings and Salutations, ye rose-smelling blowfish readers of the blog, Can you believe they gave me the old heave-ho last week for that bucket of swill? Aye, I’ll dance the horn pipe over Dave’s grave one day. Now ye sluggards I have a special treat this Friday. So come my children of the night, and […]

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