Greetings and Salutations ye double-dealing, drooling draft of maggot breath, Digger, at ye service. let me just address the elephant in the room. There is no such things as zombies. Much has been made of late about an infestation of the dead rising from the earth to devour the living. ┬áThe devil with such idle […]

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Greetings and Salutations ye bloated chuckle-headed readers of the blog,   Aye, Digger at your service. I feared that loathsome, whoreson of a yellow dog, Dave t’was goin’ to try and take over Friday again and deprive you worm-meats of a pleasant visit with yer old pal Digger. to keep him out of our hair […]

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Greeting and Salutations ye maggot laden readers of the blog, Welcome back, aye after Monday and Wednesday the putrid air here abouts is like a fresh breeze, what say. We’re continuing our interviews of famous authors today, albeit they are from beyond the grave. Normally I know who is coming, but this week there seems […]

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Greetings and Salutations you desiccated horde of maggot droppings, and ┬áreaders of the blog, Digger here to help guide you through another Friday the Thirteenth. Many, like that useless sack of cow dung masquerading as a writer, believe this is reason enough to hide in a cave all day. However there are precautions that must […]

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Greetings and Salutations, ye rose-smelling blowfish readers of the blog, Can you believe they gave me the old heave-ho last week for that bucket of swill? Aye, I’ll dance the horn pipe over Dave’s grave one day. Now ye sluggards I have a special treat this Friday. So come my children of the night, and […]

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Greetings and Salutations phenomenal readers of the blog, Welcome back for the exciting conclusion of Juggling Time. We are glad your here. I have to mention that Digger is extremely upset with being preempted. If you’ve tuned in to be abused by Digger, fear not he will return next Friday with an entire new set […]

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Aye, come, come. Pull up a headstone and sit. Welcome. I’ve gotten rid of that nuisance twit Dave Benneman for the day. Maybe longer we’ll have to see. I’ve locked him up in the Talbot Masoleum. It will keep him at least ’til the next full moon. All wagers are off after that. I’ve reached […]

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