Greetings and Salutations ye double-dealing, drooling draft of maggot breath, Digger, at ye service. let me just address the elephant in the room. There is no such things as zombies. Much has been made of late about an infestation of the dead rising from the earth to devour the living. ┬áThe devil with such idle […]

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Greetings and Salutations prominent readers of the blog, I hope you tuned in on Friday, Robert Louis Stevenson stopped by to chat with Digger. I understand he stayed long after the wine ran out regaling Digger with stories of the after life. Don’t you find Digger to be a bit like brussels sprouts, off-putting at […]

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Greetings and Salutations ye bloated chuckle-headed readers of the blog,   Aye, Digger at your service. I feared that loathsome, whoreson of a yellow dog, Dave t’was goin’ to try and take over Friday again and deprive you worm-meats of a pleasant visit with yer old pal Digger. to keep him out of our hair […]

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Greetings and Salutations Notable readers of the blog, Digger is lurking around grumbling something about where the hell I’ve been. I assured him he would get his say in due course. To which he responded with a string of insults I’m not at liberty to repeat. So today we’re going to get right to the […]

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Greetings and Salutations you desiccated horde of maggot droppings, and ┬áreaders of the blog, Digger here to help guide you through another Friday the Thirteenth. Many, like that useless sack of cow dung masquerading as a writer, believe this is reason enough to hide in a cave all day. However there are precautions that must […]

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