Welcome intrepid visitors, to the inner workings of a twisted mind. A place where dreams become nightmares. Where in spite of all warnings to the contrary, the thing in the dark corner will get poked with a stick. A world where the nonparticipants receive praise and honors, and the search and punishment of the innocent is relentless.
The crazy train will be pulling out the station shortly. Please take your seats.
Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.